Monday, November 19, 2007

Would You Hire Me?

Hi! It's me, Lady! I'm just killing time before I have to start getting ready. I thought blogging might be better than pacing and blathering baby talk to the cat.

Thank you everyone for your well wishes!

Today I woke up feeling sound as a pound. Better than that - sound as a Euro.

I will be able to lift my arms after all and thereby fix my hair and put on make-up and hopefully wriggle into my Spanx with no issues (they are like wearing a hug).

Map & Directions?
Extra resume copies?
Napkin for spitting out gum before getting out of the car?
Collection of Sims 2 expansion packs in a stack with kleenex on top?

Hm.. I could use a little Visine.

I'm going to wear my brown pants with the pink pinstripe, bright blue RL dress shirt shirt and tan tweed jacket (of course the tweed). I'm also sporting my little sterling love knot (Tiffany!) for good luck and to remind myself that the only reason MDH started an arugument with me this morning is because he is nervous for me and not actually an economy sized asshole.

We used to argue in the car as he was driving me to the airport to leave for extra long business trips too.

That's not why I need the Visine. My eyes are super dry all winter long once we turn on the furnace every year.


Suze said...

Good luck - although I know you'll do great.

Tara said...

That's a cute shot! Yay, sending you tons of good luck vibes for your interview! I'm glad you're feeling sound as a Euro, too!

rak said...

you'll do great! what's not to love??! :)

Churlita said...

Oh my god. You're adorable. who wouldn't hire you?

The Guv'ner said...

How come we didn't know you was so purty, gal?

You look lovely, will do great and I swallowed my gum (unintentionally) during a snort fit at "economy sized asshole". :)


Chris said...

Good luck, Kiddo!

Rachel said...

How did it go???????? On the edge of my ergonomically correct work chair

pistols at dawn said...

I'd always go with a breakdancing story to break the ice.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

you are the CUTEST!

WendyB said...

I think of wearing Spanx as a hug too...a hug from an angry 100 lb boa constrictor.