Auto Pet Feeder
On the surface it seems practical doesn't it?
"I'm going away for a couple of days and I don't want my pet to overeat."
You can control the amout that they eat and the interval in which the lid spins.
Here's why - because batteries DIE.
Yes. We once went away for 4 days and starved our poor cat because the battery in this useless piece of crap died after one day. I haven't found one that plugs into the wall and that's because I'm not looking. We now include the price of boarding into our vacation budgets.
A Big Giant Box Of Tangled Cords & Wires
I'm not allowed to throw this away or put it in the Goodwill pile. MDH swears that this box has saved our lives and careers. I don't believe him.
And while I'm at it - why the hell do we have the orange faux leather suitcase? I didn't eve see that piece of shit until I posted this.
A Cabinet Full of Half Used Beauty Products
MDH is not allowed to throw this away.
I think it's obvious that I have a problem. I blame the media, glossy fashion magazines and the advertising industry for preying on weak minds like mine.
I just want to be pretty.
I just want to smell nice.
I just want to be loved.
It was all on sale!