Thursday, November 1, 2007

In Response To Your Google Search Query #1

Just in case you thought I was done blogging for the day:

Dear Person Who Found My Blog Via The Search Query "how to make big fluffy croissants",

Quel Damage! But mercy buckets for visiting! I presume to take the meaning of your query in a non-sexual way and hope you weren't too disappointed to find this blog has nothing to do with baked goods or pastries and everything to do with my life's boring and often disgusting minutiae. I do have some good news for you, however!

No, I didn't just save a bundle on car insurance, but I actually DO know the secrets of how to make big fluffy croissants.

Here you go:
Don't over knead the dough and make sure that both the butter AND the dough are about the same temperature before you begin rolling. 65°F (23°C) is ideal. Now, if that doesn't work for you, you can try a little trick I learned several years ago in Paris that I like to call "go to the bakery and let a professional worry about such things darling because life is short".

Bon app├ętit et Bonne Chance!

Toodles!
The Lady

7 comments:

Suzel's Sass said...

Thanks for the advice. Can you make mine and ship them next day delivery?

Superstar said...

LOL That is hysetrerical...yes, slightly disterbing too...but none the less..

I didn't know this was a problem. I recently took an butternut squash to a PTA meeting for a spagetti feed. I more Mom's wanting to know my secret...
UMMMMM ok.. So I told them how i did it, they seemed flumoxed...LOL
~shrugs shoulders~
I didn't think to tell them, they had to BE HOME and spend time w/ kids could be a good start!!!

EHEHEHEHEHEHE

Oh was that my outside voice?!?!?!?

Family Adventure said...

I'm with Suzel. Or I'll just to Paris. *sigh*

Heidi

pistols at dawn said...

Forget that noise, I'm just going to find a Burger King and buy a croissandwich. Good enough.

Churlita said...

I used to work at Baker's of PAris in San Francisco. I can't tell you how wonderful their croissants were. Why would I ever try to beat that?

killer said...

You're searchers are much more civilized than mine.

I usually get stuff like: "peed in pants" "Monster Killer Cock" "Gyno Visit" and that kind of junk.

Del-V said...

You are 100 times more informative than Rachael Ray.