I found this post in my drafts file. Not to say that it magically appeared there or that my blog site was hacked. I did write it. Well, I started writing it and then realized that winter is coming.
1. Because yesterday morning on my way to the grocery store I saw a pack (gaggle? flock? flight? flightless? herd? pride?) of wild turkeys crossing the road.
2. The speed limit on most highways here is 70mph. I'm sure that doesn't sound like much but when you combine it with the fact that budget constraints have decreased the amount of highway patrols in force, this works out great for me and my turbonium.
3. Um... at this point I'm kind of struggling.
4. Fuck it.
5. I can't think of anything else right now but I'm in a good mood and I don't want to ruin it.
Seriously people, it starts snowing here around Halloween.