Where I come from we would call this a lamp. Some other names I've come up with for this item:
The Incarcerated Arsonists Candle
- The "Money To Blow" Complete Waste of $18.50 Candle (yes, it costs $18.50 plus shipping)
The I Love Candles But Don't Have Enough Breath Left In My Body To Blow Them Out Candle
The Napper - I'm Not Allowed To Have A Tea Kettle Anymore Either Candle
Feel free to leave your own name for this plastic treasure. I love your input.Silicone Concealers
As a person with breasts I have to admit there have been times (cold times) when I too have been a little self conscious. Not so much about the fact that my nipples were rock-hard (that's just nature doing it's thing), but more that they were cock-eyed and pointing crazily in completely different directions. Still however, it didn't occur to me that this is such a problem as to actually buy a special device to fix it. Spending $10.98 of my husbands hard earned money on silly-putty nipple cozies seems a bit extreme. If you're that stessed out about high-beams I guess these are cheaper than moving to Miami.
PS (and wink, wink) - A proper fitting, slightly padded bra also does the trick ladies.
Gift Card Maze
The description in the catalog says, "Gift Card Maze turns a gift into an incredible challenge! Once you insert a gift card into the box, your recipient will have to figure out the maze in order to get it out". Well that's just mean. If you're going to make me work so hard why didn't you just get me a part-time job for a present? You and your gift card can fuck right off.