but if I get this job we're getting a fucking housekeeper.
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Congratulations on your promotion to the 'A' list, Lady. Maybe it's a cultural thing but if my wife told me she was on the lookout for a "fucking housekeeper", I'd phone in sick. I might even learn to iron, but in truth I would be looking for her to drop her modifiers. I wouldn't want anybody else removing her gerunds in my absence. Where do you live, for Pete's sake, that housekeepers take those kinds of liberties?
Due to the exicitement and short amount of computer time available I made a poor choice of adjective to describe the type of domestic help that I desire.
Certainly the housekeeper can fuck on his/her own time but not my dime.
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Congratulations on your promotion to the 'A' list, Lady. Maybe it's a cultural thing but if my wife told me she was on the lookout for a "fucking housekeeper", I'd phone in sick. I might even learn to iron, but in truth I would be looking for her to drop her modifiers. I wouldn't want anybody else removing her gerunds in my absence. Where do you live, for Pete's sake, that housekeepers take those kinds of liberties?
Due to the exicitement and short amount of computer time available I made a poor choice of adjective to describe the type of domestic help that I desire.
Certainly the housekeeper can fuck on his/her own time but not my dime.
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