Friday, September 28, 2007

I don't want to leap too far ahead...

but if I get this job we're getting a fucking housekeeper.

2 comments:

cooper green said...

Congratulations on your promotion to the 'A' list, Lady. Maybe it's a cultural thing but if my wife told me she was on the lookout for a "fucking housekeeper", I'd phone in sick. I might even learn to iron, but in truth I would be looking for her to drop her modifiers. I wouldn't want anybody else removing her gerunds in my absence. Where do you live, for Pete's sake, that housekeepers take those kinds of liberties?

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Due to the exicitement and short amount of computer time available I made a poor choice of adjective to describe the type of domestic help that I desire.

Certainly the housekeeper can fuck on his/her own time but not my dime.