It has been quite awhile since I've been inspired by a product so dumb that I am moved to actually get up off my ass and then sit back down again in my office chair and create a post about it, but here it is:
The "Head Spa Massager"
The "Head Spa Massager"
Brought to you by the brilliant minds at SkyMall:
What fool can resist Italian design when paired with Japanese engineering?
Please, pretty please wear it to work.
I understand that times are tough so if you crave ownership of this lovely gadget but cannot afford $49.99 + shipping give me a call and I will personally come to your home, hand you a glass of red wine, put a spaghetti strainer on your head and knock you around a little bit until your blood circulation improves and you feel more relaxed.
I'm here to help.
7 comments:
Of course no one in their right mind would need it. That doesn't stop me from WANTING it. I wouldn't even turn it on; I'd just wear it around town for fun. And in NYC, no one would even look twice.
The image of "thousands of tiny fingers massaging my scalp" actually makes me a little skeezy feeling.
I would wear one just for the blog photo op though!
I am going to have NIGHTMARES. :) That porn moustache is classy.
I'll take the DIY treatment -- I like that it includes wine.
You look just like an Italian designer. You need only a Japanese engineer.
I get tickled every time you don The Moustache but pairing it with a metal collander has me doubled over and gasping for breath.
That helmet in the ad looks like Thor's.
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