Saturday, August 29, 2009

Nobody In Their Right Mind Would Need This - Special SkyMall Edition

It has been quite awhile since I've been inspired by a product so dumb that I am moved to actually get up off my ass and then sit back down again in my office chair and create a post about it, but here it is:

The "Head Spa Massager"

Brought to you by the brilliant minds at SkyMall:

What fool can resist Italian design when paired with Japanese engineering?

Please, pretty please wear it to work.

I understand that times are tough so if you crave ownership of this lovely gadget but cannot afford $49.99 + shipping give me a call and I will personally come to your home, hand you a glass of red wine, put a spaghetti strainer on your head and knock you around a little bit until your blood circulation improves and you feel more relaxed.

I'm here to help.


BeckEye said...

Of course no one in their right mind would need it. That doesn't stop me from WANTING it. I wouldn't even turn it on; I'd just wear it around town for fun. And in NYC, no one would even look twice.

SkylersDad said...

The image of "thousands of tiny fingers massaging my scalp" actually makes me a little skeezy feeling.

I would wear one just for the blog photo op though!

Anonymous said...

I am going to have NIGHTMARES. :) That porn moustache is classy.

WendyB said...

I'll take the DIY treatment -- I like that it includes wine.

CDP said...

You look just like an Italian designer. You need only a Japanese engineer.

Gwen said...

I get tickled every time you don The Moustache but pairing it with a metal collander has me doubled over and gasping for breath.

Churlita said...

That helmet in the ad looks like Thor's.