Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Stop It

Estee Lauder Introduces Worlds First Vibrating Wand Mascara

Sometimes there is a reason why nobody has ever come up with an idea for something before and the reason is that it is a very, very stupid idea.


Click to enlarge the stupidness.





17 comments:

poobomber said...

Methinks that has a better chance of being somewhere OTHER than gracing the eyelashes of some lovely lady.

Discretion is the keyword. Mini -vibrator is the other keyword.

evilesb138 said...

damn poopbomber stole my thunder...well done

oh well, I will take the obvious, yet funny road here....YOU CAN PUT AN EYE OUT WITH ONE OF THOSE.

I think I am going to the drug store...I will make sure my attorney is on speed dial...a sore eye is so worth tapping into Estee's deep pockets.

Tricia said...

Hilarious! Seems like something you could hurt yourself with if you actually used it on your eyes! LOL AND a very expensive way to get a vibrator - Estee Lauder is not cheap! LOL

Linka72 said...

Because I have this weird aversion to anything coming near my eyeball, the mere thought of that damn thing is makin' mah skin crawwwl..yeck
They probably tested it on bunnies or puppies or....porn stars.
Speaking of porn, "coming near my eyeball" sounds kinda dirty..yes, I am channeling a 13 year old boy today.

Keeper Of All Things said...

I know what that is......
and it's got nothing to do with mascara!!!!!!!
Jeesh the things these hoity toity types will do to cover the fact they have a vibrator..but...
Hmmmmm....I wonder....can it get pass airport security? It might br worth it then :)

Renaissance Woman said...

That is a stupid idea. I'm all about something that vibrates...but not when its going next to my eyeball!

pistols at dawn said...

Like everyone else here, I don't think that's meant for eyebrow hair.

i am playing outside said...

oh my.

SPARSELY KATE said...

yep, those exec heads and marketing 'geniuses' have far too much time and money on their hands.

dmarks said...

Does it quickly induce an eyegasm?

Gwen said...

WTF? That's retarded. Thanks for bringing it to my attention so I can be indignant today.

The Guv'ner said...

I saw an ad for this. I was instantly confused too. There's a person out there who applies mascara who is too lazy to move the wand themselves? Huh? Usually it's not that hard. I mean I've seldom had to go take a nap after applying my Maybelline Great Lash, know what I'm saying? Maybe I'm just awesome?

Churlita said...

Wow. Is this real? At first I thought it was a joke...Well, I guess it is.

BeckEye said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a dirty mind.

If I worked for the ad company, I would've come up with a slogan like, "Getting Those Grays out of Your Pubes Has Never Been So Much Fun!"

SkylersDad said...

I am way too late to the table for obvious sexual references, I hate that!

Falwless said...

I always end up reading a post after BeckEye, and, consequently, being pissed off that she thought of something funnier than I ever could.

Seriously, someone needs to muzzle that woman.

This product is RIDUNKULOUS.

Suze said...

I can barely put it on with a steady hand let alone something vibrating. Oh yeah....and what everyone else said.