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Monday, January 21, 2008

How To Be Puerile... Butts 'R Funny

Chuck Norris has been in the news quite a lot lately. Mainly because he has apparently been surgically attached to the hip of Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

Every time I see Chuck Norris I fall into a fit of giggles because Amy and I used to call his old TV show Walker, Texas Butthole. Although we never watched this show, calling it Walker, Texas Butthole was very entertaining to the point that sometimes I forget the real title.

Anyhoo... We eventually added the word butt or butthole to any other movie or show we found objectionable and the result was always amusing.

Since I've been seeing so much of him lately and I am mostly unfamiliar with his body of work I thought it would be fun to visit IMDB and see what other of Chuck Norris's titles could be similarly abused. To my idiotic delight, quite a few:

Butthole! Butthole! (1977)
Tagline: A town without justice. A butthole without fear.
Plot: Truck driver searches for his butthole, who has disappeared in a town run by a corrupt judge. Karate ensues.




Buttholes Wear Black (1978)
Tagline: The C.I.A. can't afford John T. Booker... alive.
Plot: An ex-US Army commando must find the reason why buttholes from his unit are being systematically murdered before he is next. Karate ensues.


A Force of Butt (1979)
Tagline: He hears the butthole. He sees the butthole. He's the only butthole who can stop the killing.
Plot: A team of undercover buttholes is conducting an investigation when things mysteriously begin to go haywire. Karate ensues.


Lone Wolf McButthole (1983)
Tagline: The 'Mad Dog' Criminal...The 'Lone Butthole' Lawman...The Ultimate Showdown.
Plot: The archetypal renegade Texas Butthole wages war against a drug kingpin with automatic weapons, his butthole and martial arts after a gun battle leaves his partner dead. Karate ensues.

Our fun little juvenile game translates well to some other titles from TV shows and movies that got way more attention and accolades than they deserved and/or feature actors I dislike:

Touched By a Butthole







Buttlock








Diagnosis Butthole





Dances With Head Up Butt






Message In A Butthole