tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post6343496717067357550..comments2023-10-01T05:53:43.041-04:00Comments on Gifts from a Broad: Your Lucky Has Run OutThe Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:http://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-89357244226557144432011-02-15T19:52:49.168-05:002011-02-15T19:52:49.168-05:00Oh for God's sake woman, stop making me laugh ...Oh for God's sake woman, stop making me laugh - I have work to do.Coaster Punchmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12587366749348273040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-67406042135422581952008-01-14T14:06:00.000-05:002008-01-14T14:06:00.000-05:00Killer - not to worry. As a long time worker in t...Killer - not to worry. As a long time worker in the veterinary industry I can tell you that roughly 8% of all male dogs and 3% of all male cats are named Lucky. Rita has target shaped markings on her bum, punctuated with that ridiculous stubby hot dog tail.<BR/><BR/>SkyDad - I hope that none of my future posts bring back such odd and unsettling memories for you. BTW - Rita is way too obstinate to ever be caught dead in a sweater.<BR/><BR/>AGT - Thanks! It's not a fable, so there's no moral, just a good time making fun of my crazy friend.<BR/><BR/>Guv - Amy has so much good dirt about my wacky doings - I love this story too. As far as Rita's bad breath, she's healthy and gets her teeth cleaned regularly - it's an enigma wrapped in a rotton egg mystery.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-53369437212653289072008-01-14T13:44:00.000-05:002008-01-14T13:44:00.000-05:00Oh man. That was funny. Imagine that moment when ...Oh man. That was funny. Imagine that moment when you realize "Hey wait a minute...that's not my dog!" and you've already flailed down the street like a lunatic after it. Classic!<BR/><BR/>What's up with the smelly though?The Guv'nerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644868081292848220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-33192315802540482112008-01-14T11:30:00.000-05:002008-01-14T11:30:00.000-05:00Oh man. That is classic. You have the funniest fri...Oh man. That is classic. You have the funniest friends.<BR/>ANd you told that story so freaking WELL! I'm still looking for the moral.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11376100534890229940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-15554780841817921282008-01-14T09:27:00.000-05:002008-01-14T09:27:00.000-05:00I had an aunt who had two Chihuahuas with sweaters...I had an aunt who had two Chihuahuas with sweaters...<BR/><BR/>Why oh why did you stir up those memories?SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-16340601888697058672008-01-14T01:26:00.000-05:002008-01-14T01:26:00.000-05:00Holy Crap on a Stick! My mother used to have a li...Holy Crap on a Stick! My mother used to have a little white and black rat terrier named Lucky. (because it had a black shamrock shaped mark on it's ass)<BR/>Except hers weighed about 20 pounds and rarely ran for more than ten minutes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-32651057491397478762008-01-13T11:30:00.000-05:002008-01-13T11:30:00.000-05:00Bubs - Hi! Welcome to my blog! We have never fig...Bubs - Hi! Welcome to my blog! We have never figured out why Rita's mouth is so gross, she gets her teeth cleaned at the vet and doesn't eat anything but kibble. In summer Rita likes to lay out in the sun and bake and she smells like compost then too. Weird!<BR/><BR/>Dmarks - Rita is queen bee for sure! Now that she is older she is even more of a curmudgeon and sleeps in late every day and will growl if you try to get her out of bed. Grrrr!<BR/><BR/>Heidi - Rita is indeed very much unconditionally loved by Amy, me and LBL.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-30803643416117988332008-01-13T10:15:00.000-05:002008-01-13T10:15:00.000-05:00Rita is a very lucky doggie, with two mothers she ...Rita is a very lucky doggie, with two mothers she loves enough to lick their brains. And both of them clearly adore her, too. I'm feeling the love all the way across the Atlantic!<BR/><BR/>Heidi :)Family Adventurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00093360285075029799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-35758769467324255122008-01-13T06:41:00.000-05:002008-01-13T06:41:00.000-05:00My mother sometimes tells me of the rat terrier sh...My mother sometimes tells me of the rat terrier she had when she was a little girl. No worries about it getting out: she lived in a small town, and the dog basically had the run of the town as her yard.<BR/><BR/>And yes, this is a great post. One of those were the writing really stands out.dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-20766912305059067502008-01-13T00:26:00.000-05:002008-01-13T00:26:00.000-05:00Funny post.My youngest daughter has a tee shirt wi...Funny post.<BR/><BR/>My youngest daughter has a tee shirt with that "obey the rat terrier" graphic on it, only her rat terrier has the whitest teeth and cleanest breath of any dog I've ever known. In the summer though, his fur stinks of compost.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-86139985391982996032008-01-12T14:47:00.000-05:002008-01-12T14:47:00.000-05:00WendyB - I'm flattered, and although I'm sure your...WendyB - I'm flattered, and although I'm sure your breath smells fresh as Creme de Menthe I plan to keep my head out of tongues reach for the time being. I hope you'll keep reading my posts just the same ;)<BR/><BR/>Leo - I'm picturing the other dog perusing Petfinder.com in an effort to find a canine companion who is more emotionally accessible and willing to jingle.<BR/><BR/>Tara - It's a true story, and my style to build up the suspense and keep you all guessing. While it's true that I am sometimes mean spirited, I would never dedicate a birthday post to my BFF about her beloved soulmate doggie being run over in traffic. Besides, most Amy stories have a happy ending.<BR/><BR/>Drama - thank you darlin'! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.<BR/><BR/>Gwen - She called me at work after she called Lucky's owners and told me the story in the same way that I wrote it, so I thought she was talking about Rita too. I ran out of the office screaming at my boss that I was going to take a break because I was laughing so hard.<BR/><BR/>Churlita - Was it a beagle or other water breed? They are the smelliest creatures in the dog world.<BR/><BR/>Evil - Rita is as irresistable as she is irritating, but also the reason why I have a cat.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-28246604872472074592008-01-12T14:07:00.000-05:002008-01-12T14:07:00.000-05:00Great post. I cannot really relate too much. I a...Great post. I cannot really relate too much. I am non-pet person. Funny nonetheless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-6149015902387240602008-01-12T11:10:00.000-05:002008-01-12T11:10:00.000-05:00I used to date a guy who claimed his dog smelled l...I used to date a guy who claimed his dog smelled like piss on a Frito and he was absolutely right.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-67954995579978768312008-01-12T09:32:00.000-05:002008-01-12T09:32:00.000-05:00Hilarious! I never saw it coming that Lucky wasn'...Hilarious! I never saw it coming that Lucky wasn't Rita. I'm certain I wouldn't have been able to admit it, either. Especially after the hysterics. Great post!Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-64762416918807116252008-01-11T22:54:00.000-05:002008-01-11T22:54:00.000-05:00You are such a fantastic storyteller. Great story!...You are such a fantastic storyteller. Great story!constant dramahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430085888891601663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-89980717092894538522008-01-11T22:17:00.000-05:002008-01-11T22:17:00.000-05:00I'm reading this paragraph by paragraph, hoping th...I'm reading this paragraph by paragraph, hoping that Rita...Lucky...whoever wouldn't be hit by a car. Thank you for the happy ending! My brother's dog, Carolina, likes to lick brains too.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-40127132181282796342008-01-11T21:49:00.000-05:002008-01-11T21:49:00.000-05:00Our dog is a black lab mix. He likes to go out at...Our dog is a black lab mix. He likes to go out at night and pretend he is on his way back in then, at the last minute, he veers off into the dark so you can't see him and stands still so you can't hear him jingle. He works in tandem with the other dog who suddenly wants lots of pets and you don't notice the black one is gone.Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-68972198257064511652008-01-11T21:36:00.000-05:002008-01-11T21:36:00.000-05:00After such a funny post, I want to lick your brain...After such a funny post, I want to lick your brain too! Would that be rude?WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.com