tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post8502217885635148955..comments2023-10-01T05:53:43.041-04:00Comments on Gifts from a Broad: Potato Chip PancreasThe Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:http://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-73387134665668764732007-10-16T23:13:00.000-04:002007-10-16T23:13:00.000-04:00Pork Rind Abrasions (caused by overcooked rinds sc...Pork Rind Abrasions (caused by overcooked rinds scraping gums)<BR/><BR/>Cheese Wheel Hernia (trying to pick up too much cheese at one time)<BR/><BR/>Swollen McNuggets (no comment)<BR/><BR/>-sj<BR/><BR/>p.s. great post, btw. I got a serious chuckle out of it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-10876983262743066862007-10-16T15:21:00.000-04:002007-10-16T15:21:00.000-04:00Guv - Veggie Corn Dog Navel is a surprise - even v...Guv - Veggie Corn Dog Navel is a surprise - even vegetarians are subject to bad snacking.<BR/><BR/>Superstar - Welcome! Olestra is a danger to anyone with good underwear.<BR/><BR/>Coop!- Pepperoni Nipple - good one! My friend Amy once dated a man who she said smelled like Crazy Bread.<BR/><BR/>Family - you can remove Licorice Lice with a Candy Comb<BR/><BR/>Rach - You score many points for the complicated medical terminology.<BR/><BR/>MiniJonB - Triscuit Fingers unlike cancer can easily be cured with cheese spread or a host of other quick cook recipes by Rachel Ray.<BR/><BR/>Churlita - laughter is contribution enough <BR/><BR/>Step - check your pantry it could also be Irritable Frito Syndrome.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-35205439341002308642007-10-16T15:02:00.000-04:002007-10-16T15:02:00.000-04:00If I've been backed up, do I have Dorito Rectum or...If I've been backed up, do I have Dorito Rectum or Pretzel Colon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-80869681955347495642007-10-16T13:08:00.000-04:002007-10-16T13:08:00.000-04:00I am laughing too hard at Rachel's Moon Pie afflic...I am laughing too hard at Rachel's Moon Pie affliction, that I can't think of any of my own right now.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-48958812620199995852007-10-16T10:31:00.000-04:002007-10-16T10:31:00.000-04:00i think i would rather have Triscuit Finger than a...i think i would rather have Triscuit Finger than any of the health problems i've really got right now.<BR/><BR/>if you drink enough water, it'll kill ya, so i guess everything causes cancer in high enough doses.minijonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310827608075981019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-39172122130707317202007-10-16T09:04:00.000-04:002007-10-16T09:04:00.000-04:00Moon Pie Macular Degeration? That is double fun!Wh...Moon Pie Macular Degeration? That is double fun!<BR/><BR/>When the Moon Pie hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Macular Degeration..Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995636108623685490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-5699287214713318182007-10-16T06:28:00.000-04:002007-10-16T06:28:00.000-04:00Hilarious list. I do prefer 'having a case of the ...Hilarious list. I do prefer 'having a case of the ruffles'. How 'bout licorice lice?<BR/><BR/>- HeidiFamily Adventurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00093360285075029799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-4184891194444283862007-10-15T23:40:00.000-04:002007-10-15T23:40:00.000-04:00Many years ago, I dated a girl with pepperoni nipp...Many years ago, I dated a girl with pepperoni nipple. She would never give me extra toppings, so I dumped her like the transfat snack that she was.<BR/><BR/>Great post, Lady.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-38472655417016205212007-10-15T22:16:00.000-04:002007-10-15T22:16:00.000-04:00I have never heard of this popcorn lung phenomeon....I have never heard of this popcorn lung phenomeon...LOL <BR/><BR/>I love your alternate suggestions...<BR/>When I saw the "dorito" I couldn't help but thing about that brand "WOW" and the disclaimer on the bottome of the bag.....may cause anal leakage...*giggles*Superstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09963050341967164929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-56342597865995396142007-10-15T17:17:00.000-04:002007-10-15T17:17:00.000-04:00I have Corn Dog Navel. (it was a veggie corn dog ...I have Corn Dog Navel. (it was a veggie corn dog too!)<BR/><BR/>Too funny. Popcorn lung. I laughed also. Although that microwave stuff IS pretty nasty.The Guv'nerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644868081292848220noreply@blogger.com