tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post5709868568003832760..comments2023-10-01T05:53:43.041-04:00Comments on Gifts from a Broad: Pants NoiseThe Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:http://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-89386619992332238192008-09-22T16:42:00.000-04:002008-09-22T16:42:00.000-04:00Hahaha!Hahaha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-63247581893684278582008-09-09T23:57:00.000-04:002008-09-09T23:57:00.000-04:00another post that honestly made me laugh out loud ...another post that honestly made me laugh out loud and then hope that im not waking up Andrew since its midnight lol ... well done lunchlady. i still love you, even though you're swishy, squishy and farty. pants noise. what a riot!-https://www.blogger.com/profile/05215282549913888007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-55166515770926012272008-09-09T13:58:00.000-04:002008-09-09T13:58:00.000-04:00I have learned to just toss farty shoes, but I alw...I have learned to just toss farty shoes, but I always ALWAYS seem to have to give them one more try first. What is up with that? Like they lose the fart making ability by sitting in my closet!Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-64227283082733855732008-09-09T06:46:00.000-04:002008-09-09T06:46:00.000-04:00there must be a solution for farting shoes. Get Dr...there must be a solution for farting shoes. Get Dr. Scholl on that one, would you?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11376100534890229940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-42528280044836717232008-09-08T18:04:00.000-04:002008-09-08T18:04:00.000-04:00Remember mule slides? JCrew used to sell them. Eve...Remember mule slides? JCrew used to sell them. Everyone wore them about 8 years ago in my corporate office when we went "business casual". And all the men would complain about the women walking around with the flip flop sound down the hallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-22660228368896399542008-09-07T17:02:00.000-04:002008-09-07T17:02:00.000-04:00My mother never let me say fart either. She had a...My mother never let me say fart either. She had a name for it, that, to this day I have never figured out how to spell. I don't have any clue where she came out with it. \<BR/><BR/>She's MUCH looser with the "f" word now, much to my siblings' delight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-91751729009233655432008-09-07T12:13:00.000-04:002008-09-07T12:13:00.000-04:00Safe to say that those particular shoes of yours a...Safe to say that those particular shoes of yours are not the ones you want to use when sneaking up on someone.<BR/><BR/>I'll pick out shoes I haven't worn in awhile and wonder why I haven't put them on in awhile. Then like you, when I'm far too late to go back, I've realized that those shoes are blister-makers.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-5074305462570002002008-09-05T18:40:00.000-04:002008-09-05T18:40:00.000-04:00Hilarious. You just kill me. Crazy bitch = Mothe...Hilarious. You just kill me. Crazy bitch = Mother. Good stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-25638765498213664922008-09-05T16:07:00.000-04:002008-09-05T16:07:00.000-04:00Oh ha ha, yeah, my SHOES are making those noises.....Oh ha ha, yeah, my SHOES are making those noises....um, I have no idea what could be causing the smell.rcubedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453823338305164262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-52463890761023177692008-09-04T16:58:00.000-04:002008-09-04T16:58:00.000-04:00Jeez, I was wondering what the hell that noise was...Jeez, I was wondering what the hell that noise was all day. Thanks for clearing that up...and taking those shoes off!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-14241054910023005062008-09-04T16:41:00.000-04:002008-09-04T16:41:00.000-04:00You work in a compound? Are you one of numerous w...You work in a compound? Are you one of numerous wives?<BR/><BR/>We weren't allowed to say fart growing up. We had to say "let one" as in "Who let one?" or "I just let one."<BR/><BR/>My sis use to call her vagina her granny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-33539125773328810382008-09-04T13:43:00.000-04:002008-09-04T13:43:00.000-04:00All my shoes seem to make noise when they're wet. ...All my shoes seem to make noise when they're wet. Of course, I walk to work, so if it rains, I squeak all day.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-27701381523565093832008-09-04T12:19:00.000-04:002008-09-04T12:19:00.000-04:00I used to have some Doc Marten red leather skimmer...I used to have some Doc Marten red leather skimmers that I positively LOVED the hell out of but same problem. They squeaked louder than a barn door in the wind. They squeaked, farted, squelched and otherwise drove me batty so they had to go. So I feel your shoe farty pain, Lady.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-51209915532947030412008-09-04T10:22:00.000-04:002008-09-04T10:22:00.000-04:00Like Skylersdad, all I could think of is those Sea...Like Skylersdad, all I could think of is those Sears Toughskin jeans and corduroy pants. Hilarious.Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14956997477396182396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-68679594993070368052008-09-04T10:03:00.000-04:002008-09-04T10:03:00.000-04:00I have so many issues with shoes, but I haven't ru...I have so many issues with shoes, but I haven't run into that problem yet! Maybe you could just wear them when you're feeling cheeky. <BR/><BR/>Your poor friend with the whacked out mom...is she schizophrenic now or did she turn out okay?Quiet onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15331808415683305902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-90021079600324279582008-09-04T07:45:00.000-04:002008-09-04T07:45:00.000-04:00squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch sq...squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch squelch .....<BR/><BR/>Way to go, Squidward!dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-66580237134306309702008-09-04T02:45:00.000-04:002008-09-04T02:45:00.000-04:00And why is it always the prettiest, most comfortab...And why is it always the prettiest, most comfortable shoes that make the terrible noises?Willowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08875042157784337038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-42150844017535335202008-09-03T23:48:00.000-04:002008-09-03T23:48:00.000-04:00Oh that poor girl for having a mother like that :)...Oh that poor girl for having a mother like that :)<BR/><BR/><BR/>I hate shoes like that and they deserve to hang their heads in shame at the back of a wardrobe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-1610781613789827352008-09-03T23:08:00.000-04:002008-09-03T23:08:00.000-04:00OMG..thanks for the laugh. Such a funny story. I...OMG..thanks for the laugh. Such a funny story. I have a pair of shoes that make the same fart noise. I'm going to go put a sticky note on them right now.Renaissance Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16958178544581250567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-4359379198439490242008-09-03T22:46:00.000-04:002008-09-03T22:46:00.000-04:00I had shoes like that. It sounded like my feet wer...I had shoes like that. It sounded like my feet were somehow connected to my arse by strings up my legs, and with each footfall the strings pulled open the door marked "bum trumpet".The Imaginary Reviewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00525958928789383304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-40446434344010095522008-09-03T22:25:00.000-04:002008-09-03T22:25:00.000-04:00I hate corduroys, because they're spelled in a vag...I hate corduroys, because they're spelled in a vaguely foreign manner and make me think someone's following me all day.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-67028285400786570252008-09-03T21:43:00.000-04:002008-09-03T21:43:00.000-04:00pants noise...this is funny to meI like the fact t...pants noise...this is funny to me<BR/><BR/>I like the fact that you put the shoes back in the box and labeled the "farts". I guess next time you will that much the wiser.<BR/><BR/>The only clothing I could complain about are a pair of really nice beige dress pants I have. I like to wear them, but they get all static-y and stick to the fronts on my legs--very annoying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-37779052143961567062008-09-03T21:35:00.000-04:002008-09-03T21:35:00.000-04:00I would have used those shoes and looked at the bi...I would have used those shoes and looked at the biggest "follower" in a crowd. I'd get him imitating my shoe and the next thing you know the whole town would be dancing. Kind of like Footloose.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-32496228115185161672008-09-03T20:25:00.000-04:002008-09-03T20:25:00.000-04:00A gal in my office has been wearing a pair of shoe...A gal in my office has been wearing a pair of shoes that make a hydraulic "shooosh" sound with every step. I call them her low-jacks.<BR/><BR/>I can't wait for the post you write about how much you laughed at the "Farts" note when you pulled those shoes out again in a year.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-66587138413381428872008-09-03T20:05:00.000-04:002008-09-03T20:05:00.000-04:00You, lady, can take a pretty mundane daily annoyan...You, lady, can take a pretty mundane daily annoyance and make it into a brilliant post. For this I both love and envy you. Mostly envy though (my heart is made of coal).<BR/><BR/>;)Falwlesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10188835254714411124noreply@blogger.com