tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post290433872321264272..comments2023-10-01T05:53:43.041-04:00Comments on Gifts from a Broad: Less Than 101 Mostly True Facts About MeThe Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:http://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-76614280370068845092007-11-10T10:07:00.000-05:002007-11-10T10:07:00.000-05:00Betty - thank you, I've been called lots of things...Betty - thank you, I've been called lots of things but nobody has ever called me a groovy soul before - <BR/><BR/>Pook - howdy - I make a great babysitter (not sure about a mom)<BR/><BR/>Also: I have never been incontinent although I have laughed so hard I peed my pants and that doesn't count - BTW I wasn't high when that happened, just really happy.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-26259496060537540872007-11-10T01:56:00.000-05:002007-11-10T01:56:00.000-05:00You would be a damn cool mom."When I was your age ...You would be a damn cool mom.<BR/><BR/>"When I was your age I was sporting a moehawk and giggling myself into incontinence watching Columbo change into Big Bird. You think a tongue ring is going to beat that?!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-36530766113573293852007-11-09T16:46:00.000-05:002007-11-09T16:46:00.000-05:00Don't take anything out! I loved it all. I especia...Don't take anything out! I loved it all. I especially love hearing about people who don't have kids because there is part of me in them (hahhaha - I have 3. bit late for that now)<BR/><BR/>I do understand fully why you'd not want to have children. I look at childless women and I sometimes envy their life.<BR/>But then, you know, once they are here you can't subtract all that enormous love. So I feel it is ok for me to say these things because I know that I adore them now they exist.<BR/>Does that make sense?! :)<BR/><BR/>I loved your list...I'm thinking number 64 was the fib?? or the mohawk? I can't really tell with you!<BR/><BR/>I love coming over here, you are such a groovy soul.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-53246188054065506542007-11-09T14:39:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:39:00.000-05:00Suzel - thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Guess again! ...Suzel - thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Guess again! True and true both #47 & #64 (to your and Guv's delight) are true. <BR/>As to #64 - I smell a lot better and am less of a danger to myself and others since gave up my beloved cigarettes.<BR/><BR/>Pistols - I am too hungry, almost all the time. <BR/>Can't help worrying about what other people think, but realize you are totally right about busy-ness of parent-types.<BR/><BR/>Guv - I didn't have my mohawk for very long - I chickened out and had my doo a little more normalized, but I continued to wear gobs of pale white make-up and black, black eyeshadow. Siouxie was my idol. <BR/><BR/>Then I discovered Throwing Muses and got all grungie and wore cut off jean shorts with tights and combat boots. Messier hair and much less make-up.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-56618218600095319242007-11-09T14:10:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:10:00.000-05:00#64 had better be true because I laughed and laugh...#64 had better be true because I laughed and laughed. I can't even guess which is the lie. They're all funny. And guess what? On the kids thing? WE ARE TWINS.<BR/><BR/>I HAVE had a bad acid trip so if that one is true you are LUCKY! :) Hmmm...the lie...I hope you're not going to keep us in suspense forever.<BR/><BR/>I never had a 'hawk (damn!) but i have had the whole rainbow on my head at some point or other. Pink was my favourite. It's hard to carry that off if you're not 18 though so I certainly don't go that route anymore, more's the pity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-24170865199843360792007-11-09T13:50:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:50:00.000-05:00You totally weren't hungry.And if you think parent...You totally weren't hungry.<BR/><BR/>And if you think parents have the energy to get angry about you thinking kids are crappy, I don't think you know any parents. The ones I know just ask me for the sweet release of death.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-63991903004101695742007-11-09T13:14:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:14:00.000-05:00Excellent post. I think number 47 might be a lie....Excellent post. I think number 47 might be a lie. I had, um friends, who smoked pot and they would catch a nap anywhere. <BR/><BR/>I'm hoping #64 isn't a lie - because that made me laugh really hard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-46305405024056894022007-11-09T12:23:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:23:00.000-05:00del-v - I was around when my friends made prank ca...del-v - I was around when my friends made prank calls, but I never participated. It seemed kinda mean. I have never toilet papered anyones house either.<BR/><BR/>Step - #23 is absolutely true(to the best of my bad druggie memory). Guess again!<BR/>BTW - I in no way endorse the use of illegal drugs or substances and acknowledge that I am damn lucky to be alive! Did I say that already?The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-25993823137143177762007-11-09T11:52:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:52:00.000-05:00I think #23 is your filthy lie. I highly doubt it...I think #23 is your filthy lie. I highly doubt it was your first. Or maybe #32 is your filthy lie. That doesn't sound like you AT ALL.<BR/><BR/>And here I thought we were identical twins until I got to #34. But hey, it's never too late. Seriously. Think about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-68898331152157437042007-11-09T11:35:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:35:00.000-05:00It's too bad you never made a prank call. We did ...It's too bad you never made a prank call. We did it all the time when we were kids. There was this guy named Dick Shaker. My friends and I would call his house, say his name and laugh for hours. The poor bastard should have kept his name as Richard in the phone book.Del-Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10177208284239709601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-45002879210885029292007-11-09T11:00:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:00:00.000-05:00I like that you haven't cleaned out your car for o...I like that you haven't cleaned out your car for over 2 years. I hate cleaning mine out, but I finally did it and it's already starting to accumulate stuff. It's like a junk drawer!Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-61589541552029419892007-11-09T10:10:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:10:00.000-05:00I almost took that tid-bit out so as not to offend...I almost took that tid-bit out so as not to offend anyone. So I'm glad that you, a parent, can relate. I adore my best friends daughter and couldn't love her any more if she were my own. So I'm not completely heartless.The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch:https://www.blogger.com/profile/16435708079953998705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7963432418989382127.post-75322875658127694692007-11-09T09:55:00.000-05:002007-11-09T09:55:00.000-05:00LOL, I enjoyed reading the mostly true facts about...LOL, I enjoyed reading the mostly true facts about you! I am a parent, but I really don't appreciate other people's kids either. Especially girls that want to sit with the adults and get into the conversation. THAT drives me crazy. I really don't care what they have to say. God, or whoever, knew what they were doing when they gave me two boys who don't talk to me before I have my coffee in the morning.Quiet onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15331808415683305902noreply@blogger.com