Now you know.
"Jeezus Christ - don't even ask"
"Fair to middlin'" or
"I am Fan Fucking Tastic!" all excited like.
You are welcome.
I realize that some of you may find the photo at the top misleading, as this post has nothing whatsoever to do with meat. The photo merely represents a woman who appears to be beside herself with glee about a chuck roast, which is kinda like I was this morning over a damn rain coat.
I should also like to let you know that I more than make up for my morning perkiness by being a complete bitch package all the rest of the day.